” Never trust a skinny cook”

My grandmother was known for spouting off any one of a thousand classic lines to voice her opinion, the title above being one of her more famous ones.  She just called me to tell me about one of the chefs on the Food Network.   We are in love with Paula Dean and would give her honorary membership into our family if she wanted it.  My grammy just watched "Everyday Italian" and wanted to know how a skinny thing could possibly know about Italian cooking.  So here is one case when the person in question is supposed to be large to be any good.